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utah. sl,ut for life, bobs burgers is the tits, and tina is my spirit animal





kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via superficial--spacecadet)



did-you-kno:

Yawning is so contagious that even dogs have been known to yawn after seeing humans yawn. Just reading about yawning can cause a person to yawn.  *Note: Most of you are either about to yawn, or already did.  Source

did-you-kno:

Yawning is so contagious that even dogs have been known to yawn after seeing humans yawn. Just reading about yawning can cause a person to yawn. *Note: Most of you are either about to yawn, or already did. Source


broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique, via kjirstenadtr)





rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

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noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

(via kjirstenadtr)




bromancing-the-stone:

Grindr: Meet guys you’re not interested in that live near you!

Tumblr: Meet guys you ARE attracted to that live on the other side of planet Earth :D

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unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(Source: harroldstyle, via alive-wtgol)




creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

(via time-not-well-wasted)




creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

(via time-not-well-wasted)